I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
did you just send me my own nude
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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