i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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