i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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