i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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