if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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