im drinking this country out of the recession.
Soap is not a condiment
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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