we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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