Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
