next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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