do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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