I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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