For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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