Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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