the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
