Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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