I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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