She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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