I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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