what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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