but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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