If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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