Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
even my farts smell like vagina
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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