By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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