yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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