he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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