i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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