I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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