Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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