why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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