Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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