Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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