They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
