Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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