A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize