If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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