Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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