their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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