it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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