At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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