we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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