the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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