Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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