You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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