you win again, gameday.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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