You just made me feel so damn special
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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