i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
MIDGETS
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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