my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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