Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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