My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
its not stalking. its research.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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