I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
