I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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