so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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