Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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