I didn't shave. On purpose
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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