There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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